Mason's Super Awesome Epic Singing[JOIN...NOW]

[Echo/Mason]

(OOC: It's his intro thread...I gotta make it a little annoying.)

West City was a very large city. It was adorned with huge skyscrapers, businesses, and commodities for the citizens that made the metropolis their home. It was home to the illustrious Capsule Corp. and, for the most part, was crime free. It was a slice of paradise that no one wanted to leave, and it grew each day.

At one of the many karaoke bars, one played an incredibly mind-numbing song. It was a huge hit on the radios, but many people found the song really, really, annoying. So it was only fitting that this young boy, Mason Blade, sung it with great amusement.

"Hey! I just met you,"

"And this is craaaazyyyyy!"

"But here's my number,"

"So call me, maybe?"

To the displeasure of the audience, and the great pleasure of the drunken members of said audience, Mason sung a song called "Call me, maybe?" to the unsuspecting crowd. Many had got up and left, and the security guards were trying to get Mason off the stage. They would cut the music, but this kid had appeared out of no where.

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"GOOOOOD EVENING, ALL YOU UGLY CREATURES!!!!!" The mysterious child that has just appeared from no where said loudly, and rudely. His entrance, however wasn't as flashy as his get-up though. His white jacket had fur on it and he had brought a wireless mic with him.

"Are you folks ready for a true treat? As I, Mason the great! Mason the 8th Wonder!! Mason the totally badass and epic instrument of disaster!!! The one and only, MASON BLADE, has just arrived!!!!" There was an awkward pause as Mason did eccentric poses and seemed to enjoy his own voice too much. He had a huge grin on his face threw out this spectacle.

"I have heard your pleas, and as your merciful messiah, have graciously responded." And after that, he slammed down a boombox and the disaster began.

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Just as Mason was going to hit the high note, the song skipped, then completely stopped. Mason stood froze for a second, with a silly smile on his face, before turning to his boom box and pounding on it with his mic. "No no no! You can't do this to them now!!!"

[Android 7Q "Jaion"]

(Decided to join this thread for a bit of randomness, I'm not entirely sure where it will fit into Jaion's timeline at this moment)

Jaion had arrived in a city, a city which had been completely new to him. The concept of the Human-being was something which Jaion nearly had no idea about as it was one of the many things left out of his programming during creation. This meant that it was a thing which Jaion had basically no knowledge about. The end result in all of this meant Jaion was purely interested, he wanted to learn about his new planets inhabitants. So he decided to study them, see what they did for fun or enjoyment.

Jaion walked through the city taking note of the different types of people as he avoided the roads and stuck to the footpath on the side of the road. There were people wearing suits, wearing casual clothing, wearing full black, or sticking with a punk attire. This was just a few things Humans seemed to wear or dress like. Jaion purely noted in his mind that Humans never stuck to a certain dress-code or look. This meant that apart from a robotic arm Jaion would fit in just fine if someone were to judge him upon his looks.

Jaion decided he was done studying what Humans looked like. He knew there would be no perfect answer to any questions he had in his head about what Humans dressed like. Jaion decided to move on to the next thing on his list:

What do Humans Dress Like?
What do Humans Enjoy?


What do Humans Enjoy? This is a question that had made Jaion think quite a bit. He knew that many races did many things for enjoyment, he knew this based on the race knowledge which was programmed into his brain. Jaion had decided to find an answer to the question. He would find what Humans enjoyed. Jaion began to continue walking through different streets examining the various buildings around him looking for something which could let off a signal, a signal of enjoyment. As Jaion walked he had noticed the street he was in had very few people. In fact most of the people in this street were stumbling about with some sort of bottle located in either one of their hands. One of these people was stumbling more than the others. This person had also decided to fall, he had decided to fall right on top of Jaion.

"Oooff!"

This man who had fallen into Jaion had let off a giant sound as his head would hit Jaions metal, artificial chest plate. After letting off a sound he dropped to the ground slowly getting up. The man seemed like he expected to be helped back up, which had been odd to Jaion, but after getting back up brushed himself off and continued walking. Jaion found this behaviour odd but had a small realisation. This realisation was that he could ask a Human what they enjoy. Jaion turned around and walked up to the man and placed his hand on the mans shoulder.

"Pleeeease! I'm sorry!, take m, my money!"

The man squealed as a strong bitter, smell drifted from the man's breathe. After screaming out his apology he fell to the ground crawling away from Jaion. A surprised look fell over Jaion's face. For whatever reason the man was scared of Jaion, and Jaion was unsure why. Jaion decided to ignore the man, after all Jaion only wanted to ask a question. Jaion walked over to the man who had managed to maintain a two metre distance by crawling. After reaching the man Jaion grabbed the man and lifted him up into the air so he was directly looking at Jaion.

"Tell me. What do Humans enjoy?"

The man looked at Jaion oddly after receiving this question. Although still trembling and moving his body violently around looking for a way out of Jaion's grip he had become more relaxed after realising he wasn't going to be let go until he answered Jaion's question.

"T, t, try th, the Karaoke B,b, bar. I always h, have, f, f, f, fun there!"

After answering Jaion's question the man looked away clenching his entire body as he expected a follow up punch, or some violent way of dying, while pointing towards the Karaoke bar across the street. Jaion simply looked at the man with a blank stare. He had recieved an answer to his question and he was grateful for it. Jaion dropped the man as he watched him once again fall to the ground.

"Thank you for answering my question. I do not know how to reward you as I am new to this strange planet's customs. If you have any way of me contacting you I can find a way to repay you and-"

Before Jaion could finish thanking the man he had noticed the man had miraculously gotten up off his two feet and decided to run, or stumble, away from Jaion. Jaion took this strange behaviour and ignored it. He turned his direction to the Karaoke bar across the street as he would cross the road heading towards the door.

Such strange creatures on this planet.

Jaion thought to himself as he reached the entrance to the Karaoke bar. After reaching the entrance he opened the two doors leading into the bar. After opening the doors he took two steps forward walking inside the bar. The entrance to the bar faced a fairly large stage. On the stage was a man pounding some sort of box with a microphone.

"No no no! You can't do this to them now!!!"

(sorry about the length, didn't intend for it to be this lengthy)